Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

Messi Jokes More Messi Jokes

How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up

What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed