Stop playing it cagey!
So they know where to stop shaving.
It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.
Because it's a high steaks game
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg
Michael Bae
The Mediterranean Sea.
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."
So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
Because they have a claus in their contract.
Ebowla
A fried Chicken leg
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Because they're too cagey.
One to get in and one to get out.
A cub reporter.
