How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed