How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up

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What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed