What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.