What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

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What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29