What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!