What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!