What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Carve Jokes More Carve Jokes

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Thanksgive Jokes More Thanksgive Jokes

How was your thanksgiving?

gt&gt Very stuffing.

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

Thanksgive Turkey Jokes More Thanksgive Turkey Jokes

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!