What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

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What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

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How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

Thanksgive Turkey Jokes More Thanksgive Turkey Jokes

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked