What is Long, has two balls and you lift it ?

A dumbell

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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.