Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

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What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing