Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra?

Do you even lift

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.