What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

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What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

Why do we blink subconsciously?

You aren't now!