What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common?

They both keep you from getting to the ball!

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

Blink Jokes More Blink Jokes

Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.