What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

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What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

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What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.