Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.
You bust a nut
Is it too basic?
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
They both keep you from getting to the ball!
Au-burn
A carpet.
Coconuts have hair
A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
An emo-g
You can get close to it, but you can't touch it
Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...
The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.