What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

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What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call it when you can't see your skin?

Pore resolution

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

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What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

Blink Jokes More Blink Jokes

Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.