What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert?

Boo-meringue

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What do you say to a motivated ghost?

That's the spirit!

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.