What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

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What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

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Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra?

Do you even lift