What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.