What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

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How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

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Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

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What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue