What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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What's the first thing the cannibal did after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped.

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

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Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis