Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

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How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

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What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernals

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.