What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

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Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

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How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine