What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

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What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."