What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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LONG) Damn.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Your bike.

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It was a work of friction.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement