What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

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What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

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What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What do you call the son of Kim jong-un?

Kim jong-deux

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."