What's black and white with red all over it?

A nun with multiple stab wounds.

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What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What's black and white with red all over it?

A nun with multiple stab wounds.

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.