What's black and white with red all over it?

A nun with multiple stab wounds.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.