What's black and white with red all over it?

A nun with multiple stab wounds.

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

Why is yellow afraid of red?

Because red blue green.