What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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Because he didn't have the balls!

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.