What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

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What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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I hit that.

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

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Sandals in the Bin

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.