What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk