Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.