Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy