What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk