What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

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What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books?

An author-dontist Wahey!

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

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What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.