What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

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What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months