Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

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Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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What did the network engineer give to his fiancee?

A token ring.

Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.