What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

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How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

12 Month Jokes More 12 Month Jokes

How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just february!

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.