What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

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How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT