What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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Why does a pencil shave?

To look sharp

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

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What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.