What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy?

Sudden Lee

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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How do you perform mediation?

Meditation Uuuummmmmmm........"

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

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Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting