What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

Why are cpws made for dancing?

They're all born hoofers!

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

30 Minute Jokes More 30 Minute Jokes

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting