What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Why does your face look like a donut?

me 30 minutes into dieting