What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

What do you call a joke on drugs?

Highlarious

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

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Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!