What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.

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Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Mop Jokes More Mop Jokes

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.