What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

A biday party!!

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What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.