Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

Why did the french geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

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Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.