What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

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Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

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Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Mu-tents

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.