What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

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What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

Ac Jokes More Ac Jokes

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

Why is the letter "B" so cold?

Because its between AC...