What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

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Why is the letter "B" so cold?

Because its between AC...

Why is B so cool?

Because it is next to the AC