Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

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What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

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What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!