Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.
An envelope!
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.
You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
So they would end up with seasoned veterans.
None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D
You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.
Firetruck
Hose A and Hose B.
A: FIRETRUCK.