What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

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How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

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Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck?

Hose A and Hose B.

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.