Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.
Because they're both cracked!
Crack Rock.
I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.
Just reddit.
Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)
A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com: