Reddit Jokes

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What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

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Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

What do you call an angry Reddit mod?

deleted

What do you call an original idea on Reddit?

A repost.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

How do you annoy people on Reddit?

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What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

What did one frog say to the other?

Why didnt the illiterate man like my post on r/Jokes?

He's never Reddit.

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Why was the Facebook post redundant?

Because I already reddit

What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

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What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

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What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

How do you make the Reddit front page?

Repost)

Where do post go when they die in Reddit?

Everywhere else.

Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit

Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party?

You might actually get me to sub here.

What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit?

Offensive)

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

fish are cool

What do you call a popular joke on reddit?

repost

What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Whats reddits favorite tv show?

The OC.

What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

How do you get rid of a Reddit admin?

Chooter

What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.