Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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About a wick !

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In bytes.

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Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.