What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!