The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.
Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"
Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!
The German knows when he's not speaking English.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
A screwdriver
Livin' on a fare!
The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.
The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.
