What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

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Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!

Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

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What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.