What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

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What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Who's rhere?

9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.