What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

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What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.