Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

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What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?

Quatro Sinko

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly