Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving