What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

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Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!"

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.