What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

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What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

2000 Year Jokes More 2000 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Crucifixion Jokes More Crucifixion Jokes

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years