What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters