What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

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What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt.

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa