What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

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What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.