How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks