What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

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How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

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What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.