What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis?

One is a cunning runt.

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What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis?

One is a cunning runt.