What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How does a solar system have a party?

How does a solar system have a party? They planet

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid?

An OxyMoron!

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!