What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid?

An OxyMoron!