What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!