How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer?

Orff Orff Orff Orff!"

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What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.